Life in Band

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

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kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

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greatestreality:

self-care suggestions beyond “have a bath” 

  • collect flowers for pressing
  • plan a trip in great detail 
  • memorise a poem
  • find and record sounds you love
  • customise a piece of clothing
  • read a book you loved from childhood
  • have someone do your hair/paint your nails
  • climb a tree (and spend some time there)
  • find a free local event to go to
  • visit an animal shelter
  • try to recreate a great meal you once had
  • record a fond memory
  • do something you think you can’t do 

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

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supertigerbutt:

My sushi is too strong for you, traveller

supertigerbutt:

My sushi is too strong for you, traveller

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subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

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thegeekyblonde:

*subtly indoctrinates any younger girls around me into feminism*

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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your son’s greatest superpower?""His heart.""What’s your dad’s greatest superpower?""He can fly."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your son’s greatest superpower?"
"His heart."
"What’s your dad’s greatest superpower?"
"He can fly."

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